Ok how do i start this...

Ok how do i start this review i guess very honestly... As i type the address on this strib club in my GPS i get lost for about an hour, so i find it from this little crappy sign that points its direction, SO after finding the place you will notice it is under the goethals bridge right next to the waste management dump all the way in the back where you might get robbed. OK so i make it here and of course parking cant be found and they have 4 fat potbelly so called security patting people down, well let me rephrase grabbing people down cause to be honest buddy there is no weapon in my ass cheeks which you grabbed very hard. LETS get this clear that i am no racist but this strip club is super ghetto and full of lots of black people, $20 entrance and another $20 if you want to wear that fitted cap. So i make it inside that club i notice im the only hispanic in there, so once you walk in it is croweded at the bar so i want to go to VIP, they ask me what drink do i want as they hand me the menu i look at the 8 choices of cheap drinks they have and try to decide since there is no bottle under $200 on the list, i choose ciroc vodka at $225 a bottle when i bought the bottle these girls were pointing at me like i was the man or something, but anyway they take me to VIP its along the back wall once you walk in and empty VIP section also i get there the seats are all dirty and torn up and tight to fit back there so big guys dont try it. OK at this point the only reason i didnt leave is that my friend is 30yrs old and he had never been to a strib club every in his life so i figure i show him a good time and stay. So they deliver my ciroc and the bar tender sits and asks if she could have some so i say yes then she invite some strippers and they all start asking for a shot so by the time i had my shot i noticed that the girls were all around me. So i will say again im no racist but all the girls in this place are black and ghetto with tattoos on there body and im no fool mami i see sagging skin on most of them like they had babies, then scars on their bodies, one good thing i can say is they all have big asses, but my stripper comes in the VIP lays her body on me starts taking her clothes of and i noticed scars right under her breast from the surgery so i give her a few dollars and she starts smiling and winking at me then i go drink my ciroc and she moves away, but i ask the bar tender where are the latina, white or asian girls in here and suppossedly they all had the day off. Anway the place closes at 3am and this big d-bo looking guy comes to the Vip saying "OK guys lets get the hell out of here closing time", So to sum up the whole night i spent around $400 all together, Oh yea i forgot to say i had $100 dollars bills on me just letting rain on the stripper and no lie the whole strip club was looking at me like i was a big baller the guys and girls. Ok so if you do go here just take this strategy get $100 in dollar bills and just let it rain cause it will get you somewhere with these ghetto girls. I could have taken one of these girls home but they are all past 30yrs old as a stripper replied "im a 70's baby". So im just a 22yr old warehouse worker making $11 hr came over here and they thought i was a baller with my $100 and paid for the bottle with my credit card, lol. SORRY FOR THE SUPER STORY but didnt want to leave any detail out, last words i got for this place is GHETTO, GHETTO, GHETTO !!!!!