I got there around 6:30pm, about...

I got there around 6:30pm, about a half-hour after they opened on a Saturday night. I appeared to be the first one there and no dancers had even gotten on stage yet. The hired help seemed to be getting ready, but mostly farting around and goofing off. Finally one girl goes on stage; she was young and cute, but after a couple children, her breasts and stomach showed major effects. She did a couple songs - first one clothed, second one nude, and then the stage was empty on the third song - seems to be how the non-alcohol/nude clubs work in the Houston area.

I did get a VIP dance from the first girl. It was in a semi-private couch area, which still had glass windows about waist high, and supposedly, there were cameras and the bouncers come by sometimes - so much for privacy. I got two dances and they were mostly air with some light grinding. It was an expensive experiment, as well - $20 entry + $10 for a Goddamn VIP wristband + $40 for two dances = $70 (not including my drink).

After my dances, I finished my Coke and took off, never to return...