Ok so me and a group...

Ok so me and a group of friends go to this club we walk in and we were greeted by this really hot door girl we all pay the 7 dollar cover then we turn the corner and omg there is a gargantuan girl on the stage then we sit down and wait about 15 mins before we realize we have to walk up to the bar to get a drink then this girl stumbles to our table and i couldnt tell if she was looking at me or the seat next to me cause she was cross eyed then my friend goes to get a dance with the only decent looking girl cause he felt bad because all she did was complain about all the people she had to tip out the dj the bouncer and the i guess the house fee my boy comes back and said he felt like he got a dance from oscar the grouch she smelled so bad so then we decide to go check out the tip rail then we sit down and this big girl comes over and just wouldnt get the point to leave us alone she harrased us so bad that we had to leave I'm sorry but this club seriously needs an overhaul the best part of everything was the dj in the nude side and i have no idea why he is working there. so i think you should change your name to freak show cause thats what it was