Visited Erotic Cafe on a slow...

Visited Erotic Cafe on a slow Thursday evening. Erotic Cafe is a very small club with a byob policy, $10 cover. This is not a high-tech strip club--it's bare bones, with a fading handpainted sign outside. The bar sells water and soda, but I chose to pass. There is a stripper pole in the middle of the club, where the women strip down to topless. The women are generally 5s to 8s. The women are pretty aggressive about getting tipped after a dance so be prepared to slip them a dollar or two. They are, for the most part, very friendly, and will smile at you from the stage. Then, if you caught their eye, they will come down after a dance and try to sell you on a private dance. The beauty of this place is that you can touch the dancers in the private dances, so you definitely get your money's worth for the $20 it costs for a dance. In fact, it's very easy to blow through hundreds of dollars in a matter of minutes, becuase the dances are so much fun. The DJ is a bit loud and obnoxious, and the place has a funky smell to it, and it doesn't appear to be the cleanest place in the world, but the dancers are friendly, most are pretty, and you can touch the dancers. What more could you ask for?