Got there around 9pm on a...

Got there around 9pm on a Friday and the place was virtually deserted - fewer that half a dozen guys sitting around in the hfairly large club. Entrance was $20 and the desk lady told me about the lapdance wristband. Buy it from her and it was $5, or if I decided later to do it, it was $20. No brainer for me; I bought it, although I must admit, this wristband thing in the non-alcohol/nude clubs in Houston is off-putting. I'd think they'd want to make it as easy as possible to get our money-paying butts back in the lapdance rooms. I hate wearing those damn wristbands anyway, and they only create a barrier to partake in lapdances in the first place. So while I might've spent $80 for four lapdances, once back in the room, the Psychology of it is that I'll let the $20 wristband barrier put the kibosh on the whole thing.

Anyway, so there I'm sitting with my yellow wristband on, and only one girl ever approaches me. She was a 3 or so - heavy and with stretch marks. There were only about 5 girls in dance rotation, so the pickings were slim. After getting up out of my chair to request the attention of another one of the dancers (a cute, slender Latina who said she'd come see me but never did), I took the girl who stopped by back to the lapdance private rooms. It was an okay dance with some mutual groping. I then later took another girl back there who was a bit better with the body-to-body rubbing and stick shifting.

Overall, the club didn't feel very welcoming and was in need of general refurbishing. And what's with these stretch marks? I think every dancer in the club that evening had'em. I will say however, I had a nice cute waitress. I swear, why is it some of the cutest girls in these places are the waitresses? Ironically, even though a nude club into which you can bring your own alcohol, I still had my best time overall at St. James, which is topless and serves alcohol. And for the nude-loving part of me, the St. James girls were pretty accommodating back in the lapdance rooms.