I'm a long time patron of...

I'm a long time patron of the Oasis Good Time Emporium and it's my favorite local strip club. There's generally a good variety of girls and Thursday was no exception. Friday's and Saturday's are generally so busy you can't get a seat if you get there after 10:30. Thursday (like most Thursdays) is marginally less busy so you don't have to fight for a seat or the attention of the dancers while still having A-team talent. The club is a little darker and smokier than I like but I've been to far worse. The DJ generally plays a pretty decent mix and doesn't annoy with inane rambling. The talent level of the dancer's varies wildly. One girl, Paris, was really doing some of the best pole tricks I've seen.

The facts: It's a 10 dollar cover and 10 dollars for a lap dance. Shot girls are 15 bucks. Shot girls are generally a better deal (they're generally dancing for a song and a half to two songs plus you get a shot) but they're decidedly less nude. Your mileage will vary wildly between girl to girl for each dance. It's always hands off but you get a pretty good grind most times and the girls are pretty friendly. I recommend watching a girl dance for another guy before committing.

All in all, it's a very laid back place. The girls aren't aggressive so you don't really feel pressured ever. Drinks are rarely watered down. Watch the waitresses when they make your change because they can have problems with arithmetic sometimes. Good times are definitely there to be had.