I went to The Pink Monkey...
I went to The Pink Monkey on the most random weeknight (which is my rule #1). Expectedly, there won't be a whole lot of hotties on a weekday. But u get ur time with the one u chose, and u just need 1 hot girl to make ur night, right? The drive to that side of town is actually the spooky part. I would be damned if it doesn't get uncomfortable picking up a chick and driving the 15 min from I-35 exit, thru there. Even riding with a buddy, it feels like u are on ur way to some illegal activities. All in all I didn't spent too much but had a pretty good time (maybe 130? which might be a lot, but there is more to the story haha).
Parking lot was well lit and clean, a little empty actually, but there is no scary business. Bar lady was pleasant, although I should have brought a bottle or something (not too used to the BYOB thing). Now I didn't expect tons of hotties to pick from, but let's face it, on a weekend, they are busy with tons of clients, so getting one for a good chunk of time is not easy anyway. So weeknights do work for me. You really gotta love those nude places compared to the topless, because let's face it, if I want a girl with clothes on, I just go to 6th.
So I got there, and I can't comment on all the girls in general, I think the weekday factor kinda skew that type of conclusion (how many hotties a club has etc). But I quickly settled for one that was rather smoking. Black, real early 20s, firm body with fishnet stockings. Kinda unfair that some dude get to sit home and go crazy on that for free. She was fun company, especially for how good she looked (some can be a little stuck up, or just mechanical ). And we had a good 30 min getting dances in the main area. She had fairly ok conversation skills, better than some of the entitled ladies u meet out in the streets, and who expect u to be the fun provider. We talked about one thing or the other so it was cool, made things not so awkward. I even got gently slapped and enjoyed it (slapped by her titties that is).
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