There's just no other way to...

There's just no other way to review Planet Rock than to compare it to its alternatives. It's one of precisely two actual strip clubs in a state that's about 150 miles high and anywhere from 50-100 miles wide. Barre is in the center of this. New Hampshire, to the East, has no stripclubs to speak of (OK, 2 lousy ones far from anywhere in Vermont). Massachusetts is covered with them, so southern VTers have a place to go. Plattsburgh, NY has the inimitable Diamond Dolls, with full-grind naked lapdances from college students and MILFs that go on forever, so Burlington has a place an hour away. But for the huge part of the state for which Barre is way closer than Plattsburgh or Massachusetts, this place shows actual boobs, with girls who'll actually sit on your lap. And that's about it.