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So I was traveling to Minneapolis on business, and I figured I'd give this one a shot. The best thing it has going for it is the ambience. It's in a crazy old beautiful building downtown with chandeliers, decorated moldings and high ceilings. It kind of reminded me of one of those old time athletic clubs or something. The stage is huge, but there are not stripper poles. Kind of weird. The dancers just go up there and uh... dance. I guess it was cool, but it wasn't anything to write home about. One cool aspect of this place is an outdoor smoking balcony where the dancers hang out. There were like four customers in the joint total when I was there. Very empty.

The best things about this place were the service. The cocktail waitress was on her game, coming over to me every couple of minutes and getting me new (cheap!) drinks. That was awesome. The bouncers are super friendly. One kept coming up to me (not in a pushy way) and asking me if there was anything I needed, and if enough girls were coming up to me.

The downside of this place was the girls. They were not that hot. They were friendly and not pushy, but the one that I got a dance from looked kind of older and a little haggard. She had nice fake tits though, so I went for it. I think in Vegas she would have been an afterthought, but here she was definitely the hottest chick. After I got a dance from her, I tipped her another 20 dollars and she wouldn't accept it. She gave me another dance instead. This would have been cool, but her tampon string was hanging out her panties. Not a turn on. She then ordered food (which was surprisingly good!) and talked to me for a while.

Overall the plusses of this place were the friendliness and attentiveness of the staff and the girls. The decor is pretty cool too. It's not like any other strip club I've ever been to. It's a little like going back in time.

The minuses were the fact that the girls just weren't that hot. Maybe that's just how Minneapolis is? But I left feeling pampered and disappointed. I might go back if I was bored out of my mind.