The Office Falls
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13101 SW 87th Ave, Miami, FL 33176, USA*

This was one of the first...

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Dec 28, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

This was one of the first clubs I ever visited, but it was known by a different name and many many years ago. Back the, as I recall, much better. I do think this club could be good, but not this visit. It seems to be in pretty good shape inside. Not a particularly bad area. Sort of an industrial area. When you enter, the bar is along the far wall and very loooong! I didn't notice any seating other than at the bar. The stage is awkward in that it is to your back when sitting at said bar. It. too, is long. I saw a Champagne room sign to the left as I entered. Didn't even think about trying it. A few HD TV's around the area. At least there was something to watch. Now, on to my experience.

Four customers and two dancers. The bartender was pretty nice and the hottest think in the club. That's it, oh and one VERY OBNOXIOUS DJ. This idiot begged through my time there to tip the girls, buy them drinks, and take them to the VIP area. I wouldn't take either anywhere, even with your money. One did sit beside me and talk a bit. Not a bad conversationalist, but that alone doesn't make the grade. I asked if there were only two dancers and she answered in the affirmative. "Is that the norm?", I asked. For a Tuesday, she said yes. When I asked if there were better afternoons, she said Wednesday through Friday. I had two Jack's at $7 each and left.

Will I return? I think I will give it another shot, but on a Wednesday through Friday. Or maybe a bit later in the early evening. If it isn't better in the dancer area then, it will be my last visit. I think the DJ might shut up if the club is busier, but that remains to be seen. I shall update in the future.

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