Was in the neighborhood on the...

Was in the neighborhood on the way to a party in Montclair. I needed to bring some wine to the party, so I looked up liquor stores in my GPS, which led me to this tiny shop in Bloomfield. As I arrived, there was a go-go bar attached to the liquor store. I had never heard of it, so I figured I may as well check it out and be late to the party.

There is absolutely no entrance to the place. You walk in off the street right into what could be described as a neighborhood blue collar bar. The room is maybe 10 ft wide, with absolutely no lighting. You squeeze past patrons at the bar to get across the room. All wood paneling, very 70s...It looks like a basement from a bad 70s movie. The dancers are primarily Brazilian, but out of shape and past their prime, probably in their mid 30s. After sitting at the bar for a few and watching the less than attractive dancers gyrate I parted with a few dollars. The clientele in this place is very much from the neighborhood. Everybody knows each other and the dancers and nobody spends $.

After about 20 minutes, a reasonably attractive dancer appears. I don't know her name, but she was thin, mid length dark hair, with tattoos and of all things, braces... She was dancing to the music coming out of what sounded like a clock radio (the bar has no DJ) and I wasn't really interested until she turned around. What a fine ass!!! Needless to say, when she came around, I asked her for a lap dance and she obliged. I followed her to the LD room (with my eyes fixed on one area). We go through the double doors into what I can only describe as a small smelly cave. I tried to ignore it and the dance begin. I got some decent roaming, the girls was friendly and did a moderate grind. But, the smell was killing me!! The LD room is disgusting: old 70's couches, all torn up and a stench you wouldn't believe. I just couldn't take it any more, had to stop the dance and leave.