Came in on a Tuesday night...

Came in on a Tuesday night before Christmas with visions of jade dancing in my head. Was not to be, alas, and while most nights there are two or three women who I want to see even as I'm mesmerized by my current partner, this night it took a while to find a match.

Did decide that Onyx, a stocky light-skinned Latina with curves in all the right places, would be the one to take me to heaven, and it could have been. That being said, between my ordering steak tips (never skip dinner before going to a strip club) and her obligations on the stage and then need for a smoke, the stars never aligned. I left frustrated and tired, albeit with a heavier wallet than I'd planned.