I returned to San Fran on...

I returned to San Fran on a business trip and had no intention of going to MBOT, but ended up there anyway. I visited the legendary place on a previous business trip and had a good time, but the place is definitely pricey. Anyway, the layout of this club has been pretty well documented in previous reviews. Once I paid the hefty admission fee ($50 I believe) I walked in and was immediately approached by one after the other stripper. Not a bad thing since they were hot, but holy crap they don't give a guy a chance to let his eyes adjust to the dark. Anyway, I politely declined and opted to watch the rotation of girls on the stage. MBOT really has some eye candy and they do interact with customers sitting along side the stage. The typical routine is 1st song with everything on, 2nd song lose the top and 3rd song is nude. It may vary with some girls -- they get nude quickly. After girls finish their stage show they make rounds through the seating area for tips. This is where they typically ask if you want a dance. Let the negotiating begin. I had lap dances in an open seating area from a couple different dancers -- neither was inspiring and all they did was try to negotiate a dance in one of the private areas. Finally had a dance from a hot tall blond with a great rack (Jessica if I recall correctly). She was actually pleasant to talk to and didn't pester me at all. I guess that's why I agreed to a private session with her. Needless to say, she was awesome in private and made sure I had fun. Hung around for a little while after, but couldn't take the constant haggling from the girls so I left. All in all, a good time, but it can be pricey.