I went here with a friend...

I went here with a friend who had just broken up with his girlfriend, you know, to make him feel better and all. Unfortunately, I just felt like a jerk for wasting his time. This club was not great. I've only been to a few Nude Bars and this was hands down my worst experience. If I ever return here it is because I was forced at gunpoint or in a vegetative state. It seemed a little crowded even though there were few people there, dark although there was plenty of lighting and a little seedy as if illegal deals were going on in the back, even though there probably wasn't. Who knows, though: maybe my friends depression wore off on me and Chicas Locas took the hit.

The dancers were inattentive because my friend wasn't in the best of moods. I felt bad for them but still, this is customer service and they need to provide. Maybe if one or two had been nice to him he would have lightened up and we'd all had a good time. Anyway, the dancers seemed rushed (we bought one dance) as if our money wasn't good enough and they wanted to go somewhere else for some that was worth more. The smiles seemed fake as if they do this every night. Well, I work in customer service five nights a week and my smile isn't fake. I'm tired after a long week of work and want to be taken care of. Too bad the dancers here didn't care.