The club has a nice layout,...

The club has a nice layout, a low mirrored stage with no rail, surrounded by comfy upholstered chairs and side tables. Two girls at a time, on the floor, lots of contact. Girls are more blond, fake tits than other Portland clubs. Good local beer for about $5, which is fine with me.

I sat down for a few songs and was tipping a girl and thinking about buying dances when I was tapped on the shoulder by their huge bouncer who thought I had tried to pass a fake bill. He was reasonably polite but it took about 15 minutes to straighten out and kind of killed the mood.

There were a good selection of ladies, but I didn't have a great night. I'll give it another shot.