TD's North continues to be the...

TD's North continues to be the best club to visit in Albuquerque. It seems like lap dances have gotten a bit more restrictive in the past year, perhaps due to a more conservative city government. They are not the high value they used to be, but with the right dancer it is still good. Dancers are more likely to up sell to the VIP room now and again, with the right dancer it can be worth the trip, but at $25 a dance and a $20 cover in the evening and later, it can be expensive to find out. During lunch and afternoons there is no cover in the VIP room.

TD's is clean, dark and has several nooks and crannies that offer secluded lap dance opportunities. As with all public facilities in Albuquerque, there is no smoking on the premises. There is a large center stage and a small secondary stage. Usually girls rotate between the stages with a single dance at each, but if things are slow, only one stage will be used, and if they are very slow, each dancer will dance two dances. Tipping at the stage is encouraged and depending on the dancer can be poor or great. There is no cover during the day. Security is tight, expect to be wanded and have your ID scanned. The club is safe though, so I consider these precautions to be just that, precautions. The VIP room is dark, has two long overstuffed couches and three overstuffed chairs. The bouncer visits once per song to check on who is giving dances, so have modest fun before he enters and great fun after he leaves.

There are usually a good number of dancers working and all are attractive, some natural, some enhanced, and all ethnic groups represented. The staff is friendly and attentive. At $5.75 a bottle, beer is not cheap, but you can save $0.25 if you buy it from the receptionist when you enter. The food is cheap and good, but don't expect gourmet or high end offerings. The food specials, including several $3 lunch items, are good values.