House Of Lancaster
1215 Bloor St W Toronto, ON M6H 1N4

$2 cover and the most unpleasant...

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bigbadbob8
Dec 16, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

$2 cover and the most unpleasant looking dude at the door. The club itself was alright, I could see the shower dance setup on the stage. I grabbed a reasonably priced coke (well, reasonable compared to BR) and watched the stage show. It was not that impressive, but mostly because the dancer did not look that into it. There was a mix of girls there, I would say about 20 or so, and a range from 6's to 8's from what I could see. The place was about 1/2 full, not hopping, but busy enough, with several groups of guys and a few singletons. The clientelle was definitely more blue collar.

I was approached immediately by a girl that looked fairly drunk, she could barely walk straight. She might have been pretty but I couldn't tell as she was a mess. I thought about taking her to the back so she could sleep it off but ultimately I said no thanks and looked around. I spotted a tall brunette with generous tits and a shapely ass and decided to wave her over. Her name was Briana and she was cute and fun. She sat down with me and started to chat right away, she was friendly and had a really nice smile. Ends up she grew up near me as well, small world. I liked that she sat and talked without asking for a dance or a drink, it was nice, relaxed, friendly conversation.

I bought her a mixed drink ($12) and we chatted for a few more minutes. She excused herself to freshen up and while I was waiting for her to return I was approached by an asian girl with extensive tats and an EE girl with a nice rack. I was sorely tempted to go for a round with the EE girl as she had a very sexy vibe going on, she was also a bit older than the other girls, and experience counts for a lot in the back room. Still, I decided to be a gentlemen and I waited for Briana to return. Then we went to the back, which was a maze of booths on the top floor. There was a $10 cover upstairs, but to be fair it gave a good amount of privacy and no one came by to check on us, which was nice. The booth was spatious and the lighting was good. It was clearly an older setup than the downstairs (that had been renovated), but I thought it was ideal for a VIP, there were also some small sectioned off rooms with couches and the like for larger parties.

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