The best strip club I've ever...

The best strip club I've ever had happened at Deja Vu. Most of the girls are cute in a girl next door kind of way, and there are some smokin' hot ones. I recommend getting to know the dancer a little before paying for a dance – it goes a long way. The dances are exponentially better if you've talked to the girl beforehand (even for a few minutes).

The dances are high mileage by most of America's standards and above average by Vegas standards. Most girls allow touching everywhere but their vaginas. Some charge extra; some don't.

Don't get hustled into the dances over $100, or any of the VIP rooms. Stick to the $30 dollar dances and keep going if you enjoy it. The "couch dances" are just as private and touchy as the VIP dances.