This place needs a little help....

This place needs a little help. I go out to clubs on a regular basis to check them out and was severely disappointed with just about everything. The dancers are pretty enough but either lack personality or are unable to show off their pole skills as a result of the absolutely ridiculous layout of the stage. They may as well be gogo dancers in a run of the mill nightclub. There is an odd cage that the girls dance in (badly AND two at a time, no less) and there is very little crowd interaction. The fact that the club is not fully nude is not to blame here. The place has a horrible layout. The champagne rooms are also somewhat strange.

The main issue I have though, is the fact that I can't stand the combination of anything more than snack food with strippers. There is something odd to me about a group of two elderly couples gumming prime rib while girls shake their very-pastied tits around. Could just be me, though.