I've been to a lot of...

I've been to a lot of strip clubs in the U.S. and, like prior reviewers have commented, Hong Kong is like a U.S. strip club only on steroids and without any moralistic/legal constraints. For a Sunday afternoon, the number of dancers was pretty impressive and with a good range of body types. I didn't see many 9's and 10's but lots of 7-8's. I only speak a little Spanish and many of the dancers spoke little or no English, so communication was a challenge, made more difficult by the high volume music and the whistle blowing waiters. I recommend that you brush up on a few Spanish language phrases.

The shaving cream show was especially impressive. A stage full of shaving cream, two nude girls caked in shaving cream who were more than happy to touch each other, dildos of various sizes and an invitation to those sitting at the stage rail and tipping to fondle the goods and help out with the dildos. In addition, lots of girls circulate through the crowd and offer $1 mini lap dances with impressive physical contact and usually an invitation to head upstairs for even more fun.

The adjacent hotel is clean and utilitarian, a bed, a shower and a toilet for $16/half hour or so. Most of the dancers that I talked with (or at least those that I could understand) quoted $60 for a half hour and higher prices for special requests (e.g., Greek).