Skybox is easy to get to...

Skybox is easy to get to as it is a quarter mile from a major interstate (I-94). The neighborhood is OK as you feel safe enough. Inside, the bouncers are decent to you and the club is pretty big. There are three stages. This night, a Thursday about 8:00 only one was being used. There were 12 - 18 people in the place. There was a drink special ($1.00 domestic beer $2.00 well drinks) and the place was clean by strip club standards. The DJ cycled through the standard strip club list (big hair band staples and hip - hop). Except for calling strippers to the stage, he did not talk which is all it takes to get an 'A' from me. The low number of customers made for a low energy level in terms of the crowd and dancers. It could have been that it was early. Dances were $20 w/ 3 for $50.

I saw 5 - 7 dancers around. 3 - 4 black and the rest were white. Except for one dancer, they all fell into the range of "OK". Not fat, not old, not ugly, some fake boobs, some real, but only as attractive as you'd expect a mid 20's year old in shape woman to be. Now the other one, was jaw droppingly hot. Guessing 5'7'' 125 fake boobs just right and as a bonus, a Jamaican accent. Got two $20 dances from her. Dances take place in the back. There's a bouncer back there. I could put my hands on her thighs, but she said I could not put them anywhere else. Basically after a topless lap dance, she rode the hell out of me as hard as you possibly could have with clothes on while talking dirty. Not bad at all. I think the songs were cut my 20% in length, but I consider that standard strip club action.

The next 30 minutes or so, my buddy and I killed time at the stage where for a buck you'd get boobs or butt shoved in your face. A couple of the strippers really knew how to work the pole in terms of athleticism. I gave one $5 just because her moves were so good.