I feel like this is a...

I feel like this is a variation of the three little bears... was on a business trip in philly for a night and having read the reviews, decided to try the Penthouse Club. First, the club is located way off the beaten path. Very private, convenient to downtown, and not scary (at least in my view). After a $5 cover charge, I parked myself at the bar with a view of the floor show. Dancer #1 was a mid-20s Italian brunette, bit on the thick side, which is not my preference. But she was very charming. She explained the deal as follows: $300 for the 1/2 hr VIP room, $100 for a 15 minute, 3-dance set upstairs in a private area. After the tour, i bought her a drink, she grabbed my leg a lot, talked non-stop about her babysitter and her daughter, i gave her a tip and extracted myself. Too crazy. Dancer #2 was a redhead named schuyler who wore a fishnet outfit, took me upstairs for a couple of dances. according to schuyler (which dancer #1 did not offer), a dance could be had for $30 in a private area as well. I did two of those, had some skin-to-skin contact, and she upsold me into the VIP. Then, come to find out, the credit card charge for the VIP would include a 20% premium. Too expensive. I bailed. Dancer #3, Julia, was a tall brunette who sidled up to me at the bar and said she wanted to be 'naughty'. I explained my situation. She asked if I had $200. For that, she took me to the private room area for a three-song set, pulled down my sweats and gave me a sweet, slow, wet bbbj. ah. just right.