I had a pass to The...

I had a pass to The Gold Club, so I thought I'd try it out.

I was greeted on entry by the bouncer/manager who was very accommodating, offering either a table, a bar seat, with a tall blond (at a price of course, $30 per song, lol).

I sat for a while with the tall blond, and after a while the subject got around to the couch room. She mad it clear that mileage, although better than North Carolina standards, would not reach my South Carolina expectations.