Was working in Tyler and decided...

Was working in Tyler and decided to hit up a strip club. I go into this place that kind of looked like a barn. Very large spacious place with 2 stages and tons of seating. It had mexicans everywhere with coolers for bring your own beer rule. Crazy, Tyler texas was like 125,00 and no alcohol could be bought in the city. You had to drive like 30 miles to get booze, what the fuck is wrong with the south. You don't see that in the north where i am from. But neverless a couple mexicans hooked me up with a beer, and a sat a skid row, now I am a young guy that was dressed nice by myself, guess I was the one to be harassed. A chubby girl told me for a hundred bucks we go upstairs and it is private and crazy, I am thinking sweet blow job and I am sober. She grinds on me for a bit and is trying to ask me out on a serious date. She thought I was seriously in to her. I told her I thought this was gonna get crazy by the way your talking, she said other girls did that in this bar, But I had maxed my worthless ATM out that night, and only had 50 bucks on me, so I got a bunch of lap dances for 10 bucks, they where better than the one the fatty had given me. One from a hot black chick and another one from a 18 year old that wanted to party with me later that night. I was like damn I am in demand here, I am used to 1 girl to 10 guys in ND , The girls here are looking for their next boyfriend. Weird as shit. Probably all have 3 or 4 kids looken for suga daddy. Never seen anything like that and have been to many strip clubs. But for value you get good contact on the 10 lap dances, the tip tricks are pretty sweet, and obviously take-out is available.