I go to this club every...

I go to this club every few months, and the changes have been slow but very noticeable. The club is now about twice the size and much much nicer than it has ever been, though the renovations don't seem to be done yet. The inside of the club will be very nice when finished. The stage is now much bigger. The dance booths have been slightly redone, but still basically are a small room with no door and a couch and sometimes a table.

The girls on shift were beautiful and young. I settled on one dancer to give me a lapdance. She is very athletic and danced well on stage. We settled on three dances for eighty dollars which is pretty standard here.

The problem was when we got to the lapdance room. First, she asked me to pay in advance which is never a good sign. I did pay her as she is very attractive and danced well on stage. Then she said she has a number of rules, the first of which is no lips on any part of her body. I immediately asked for my money back. It wasn't so much that this was a horrible rule -- though I don't see how a dancer can make money in Memphis with this rule -- but I just didn't want the hassle. Needless to say she was upset, but to her credit she gave my money back and didn't insult me too much.