This is by far the most...

This is by far the most unique strip joint I've ever been too. Notice I didn't use the terms "strip club" or "strip bar." This is more like a truck stop in a diner setting with naked hillbilly girls dancing in what seems more like behind a counter than a stage. The girls aren't half bad though. Same goes for the food. The oddest thing about this place is that there is no alcohol allowed.

I had been driving by this place and their many billboards for roughly 8 years, as I am from Miami, went to FSU, and now reside in Miami again. I only started going there at the beginning of this last college football season during my travels. As my strip club attendance has increased slightly, I decided to finally give this place a shot.

The layout is pretty poor. Very unconventional for a strip joint. There's a decent chance that if you come at the wrong time, you'll get a terrible view of everything. This actually happened to me once, but I was lucky that someone at a better table left about a minute after I got there and I snatched that table up. The "stage," as already mentioned, is a lil awkward. The girls and music-management are very unprofessional. Often times girls will stop in the middle of their table dance to argue about who's got the next dance, and sometimes the music stops for 20-30 seconds at a time making the girls look and feel kind of stupid.