It is always hit or miss...

It is always hit or miss here at PP. The dancers have no schedules and work as free agents, setting their own hours. I had a couple hours to spare and some cash, so I decided to see if I could get lucky. I printed a VIP free admission coupon on line so I saved the $3.00 door cover. Happy hour is still 1/2 price drinks. The quality of dancers this time was low and the husle factor was high. From the moment I walked in the hustle was on.

I spotted a decent looking blond with bolt-on tits (stage name Theresa) who came over and immediately asked if I wanted a dance. I told her I would later, but when she was dancing up on stage she gave the worst stage side dance ever (no contact and 5 seconds long). I decided right there that I wouldn't waste my money on a couch dance - the stage side dance is usually a pretty good indication of what the couch dance will be. I also considered a dancer named Exotic, but remembered that she bounced he ass so had on my lap that she almost fractured my member the last time I got a VIP dance from her. Left without buying a single dance.