When you enter this club, there...

When you enter this club, there is a secondary door that is always locked. The bearded lady that runs the soda bar comes to let you in, provided you pay the $5 admission. You don't get a chance to see that dancers before paying the admission, so sometimes this feels like a bit of a rip.

Some nights I have literally paid $5 to get in, stuck around for a couple minutes, then headed right back out because the dancers were so busted. The main set here are the girls with bulletholes, prison tattoos, or big pregnant bellies... but the trade off is in the VIP, you get more for your money than the club a couple blocks over with better looking, younger girls.

Some of the dancers will let you suck their titties, one let me lift her up and bounce her on my dick for a hot minute. Peepers is right down the street, the girls are younger and hotter, but as far as I can tell they are strictly look-but-don't-touch. The girls at Teasers are lower quality, so they are willing to let you do more to them in the VIP, so they win out in my book.