Plain and simple, it was a...

Plain and simple, it was a bad experience. It was my first time going to a strip club, and I chose it due to its proximity to my home (which is fairly out of the way). Sadly, at the time there were only a couple of girls who appeared to be on shift, of which two were a couple months along. Only one of them danced at all (there being just me and 2 other patrons at the time) and even then, not for very long. On the other hand, the bartender was both hot and witty, and even got up on stage for a bit to practice some moves. Too bad that's all she did. Basically, it's a fairly inexpensive dive bar... but it's not a good place to see pretty girls dance for you.