I made my monthly trip to...

I made my monthly trip to the Hawaii Theater on a Wednesday night. I walked up to the font door where I was asked the usual question, "do you have a cell phone on you?" as always the answer was no. After passing the metal detector inspection I paid the entrance fee ($15) the cashier handed me a free pass for my next visit, cool! I walk very slowly to a seat (it's dark in this place) as soon as I sat down I was jumped on by the waitress asking me what do I want to drink. I ordered my usual. I few minuets later I was asked by this nice looking blonde would I like a lap dance, I politely declined with the excuse that I just got to the club and was just settling in, but the real reason was I was still unable to see well, did I say this place is dark! I finally saw my ATF Amy we when in the VIP section for our play date, the only thing that I can say is OMG!