Took a trip to East St....

Took a trip to East St. Louis...first stop on Saturday afternoon - Miss Kitty's. Cover was $4 and a $5 long neck. There were only 3 customers in the place. I immediately went up to the stage to tip a big busted dancer. Got the usual WP 2 dollar stage dance. She sat on my lap, I fondled her breasts and she shifted my gear shift. The only problem, after she got off stage she never left my side. With her hand in my lap, she kept asking for a private show. We finally agreed to 2 songs for $50. She then tried to upgrade to a $100 show with promises of more fun...I declined. The two dances were not much more exciting than the $2 dollar stage show, definitely not worth the money.

Now for the part that pissed me off. A few minutes later 2 dancers proposed a 2 girl show for $50 dollars each. When I asked about how many songs, I was told it would be until I exploded. Sound too good to be true..it was. We went back, one girl put her goodies in my face while the other pulled out my instrument. She offered a French lesson for $50 more, but I declined. Using some lotion, she started rubbing. Things were starting to feel good, but I needed a few minutes for the release. All of a sudden they said "Time's up" and got up to leave. I asked about our deal and they laughed at me. So the best I can do warn everyone on this site about their scam. Do me a favor...if you ever get the same sales pitch in Miss Kitty's, turn them down and mention my post. I hope this costs them both clients in the future.

Time to leave and head to Dolly's.