After a very disappointing hour or...

After a very disappointing hour or so at the LA Deja vu, I figured I would try the body shop. They charge 10 bucks to valet your car, then it is 20 bucks to get in, which is a $10 cover and $10 for the two drink minimum. as soon as I sat down, the waitress was on me about the drinks, and insisted on bringing them both to me right away.

The club is very small and quite dark and the girls are really bad, lots of tattoos and big butts. I typically like to wait to see all the girls, and decide which ones I would like for a lapdance. after an hour of these gross chicks coming up to me, I decided that there were two that were good enough for a dance, but I could not see the first one.

The second one walked by and I said something to her about a dance. So she took me back to the room and I sat on a chair facing the wall, with some very imitation mirrors. Usually, at this point, the girls will sit on your lap, or let you touch their legs while they are waiting for the song, but this one did none of that. I had paid for a nude dance, $40, and when the song started, she got nude, tits were natural, but not firm, but the worst thing was, she didn't know how to do a lapdance. just jumping up and down and no grinding. I asked her about this and she gave a snide comment that oh, i am giving advice! Jumping up and down with the full weight is not my idea of a lapdance, and her bedroom manner was atrocious.