All sizes and shapes and all...

All sizes and shapes and all levels of willingness to please.

Arrived after midnight on a Friday and stayed until about 4am. Paid $7 park in the "VIP" lot - i.e., in the front with plenty of light and people around, including a cop car that was there much of the night. The front of the club is actually on East Capitol St, 3 miles from the DC Beltway and just past the Central Av turnoff. Bright neon "Girls" signs out front, so easier to find than a place like Sinsaysionals. You can also get there by taking Central Av and going to Athena and then parking for free in the back - mostly street parking. If you're hungry going in or coming out, there's a food truck in the front selling typical chicken, fried fish, steak sandwich fare for dine-in or carry out.

$20 Cover, pat-down by the parking lot/door guy and I'm in. Club is not large, DJ booth immediately on the left as you enter, stage on the left beyond that, and VIP room in the back. There is a TV between the DJ and the stage that was showing high quality black porn all night/morning long. To the right are tables and chairs - mostly hard wooden chairs, so that loses the club a point. But they are easy for girls to maneuver around during lap dances. VIP area with couches and a smaller secondary stage on the right. Couches were roped off for the evening, so not sure what occurs there. One or two girls were usually on this stage at any time. Not a lot of dancing, just shaking and showing.