Hadn't been to a club in...

Hadn't been to a club in a while and really wanted a lap dance. Happened to be in the area so I dropped in the Gold Club with some money to burn. Sometimes the "on a whim" trips lead to the best times. This time...not so much.

I was impressed with the physical club. $10 to get in. There's a decent sized bar with a bunch of TV's (think sports bar) to the right. You walk past a small, secondary stage to your left to get to the main stage. The floor is nice and open so if it were crowded, you wound't be on top of other patrons. It wasn't crowded, however, even though it was about 9pm on a Friday. There were probably 8-10 guys at the bar and only about 4 sitting watching the stage show.

I sat at a table just off the stage and figured I'd at least get some attention and have my choice of girls since it wasn't busy at all. Wrong. The waitress came over finally (who was BY FAR the hottest girl in the place), but unfortunately she doesn't dance. As I looked around, I wasn't very impressed by the girls who were actually (pretending to be) working. I didn't see any movement to the lap dance or VIP areas.