I do not profess to be...

I do not profess to be an expert in these matters but I am an honest and kind man who stumbled into this club last Thursday. The young lady who invited me in was one of the most shapely and pleasant ladies I ever saw/met in a strip club. I could not resist her invitation to come in for $5 beer, 2 for one. How nice that she not only took me right in to a table, but immediately sat down on my lap. When I asked she assured me there was no obligation. Without excessive elaboration let me say that I had the time of my life that night. She was not an old hand, but neither was I, though I was more than twice her age (she was legal age plus a few!)

I got much more than I ever expected and spent more money than I expected as well, but I can say it was worth it. But be aware that in any environment like this there are desperate people, and watch your wallet, but I do not suspect my dancer girl is a thief, she has some shitty co-workers. I wish she got the extra cash 'cause she was worth it!