Holy crap I had a good...

Holy crap I had a good time at this club the other night. It's definitely not for those who rate girls on a numerical scale and who like their clubs clean and shiny with mirrors everywhere. But if you like a dive atmosphere, with dancers who look like they don't mind having a Big Mac but know how to show a man a good time, this club kicks ass hard. I spent time with two dancers and they were both very nice to me. They hardly even acted like they wanted my money. I almost felt more like I was at a wild party than a strip club. I stayed here for quite a while and but didn't really spend that much money ($5, high-contact lap dances, what else do you need to know?). For cheapos who just want to sit and watch stage dancing, take a pass as there was no stage dancing. But that suits me fine as I prefer one-on-one action. I see no need for anyone to be worried about their safety here, either. I can't recall seeing a thug-type in the place, as just about all of the fellow patrons were nice-looking older gentlemen who know how to dress themselves. My only complaint is that the bartender didn't seem too interested in tending the bar, and they did have one TV behind the bar but it was so small I couldn't even see the score on the football game. I hope some people will give it a try because they weren't too busy for a Saturday and that makes me worry about their future. I guarantee the girls here will give you a lot more for your hard-earned dollars than those phony-breasted, nasely-voiced idiots at the Pink Pony and Cheeta.