Remember that time your buddy was...

Remember that time your buddy was telling you about some wound he had and it was covered in bandages? He told you how vile and disgusting it was but yet you asked him to pull back the bandage so you could see it. That’s what I was thinking about this club. You, my buddies, told me how vile and disgusting this place was so it made me want to peel back the bandage and take a look. When I walked in the door I expected to see some grotesque site but that wasn’t the case. Sure it’s a crappy metal warehouse type building and sure, the waitress is old; but I’ve seen much, much worse. It may have been that I arrived with a couple of drinks under my belt, or it may have been that I met drunk Dave, or Dan, or Doug, or whatever his name was; but I actually had a good time. There were only four dancers and they were in the 4 to 6 range. Three of the dancers had small boobs but nice bodies and the forth was a little plump. The old waitress was a blast. The cover was $4 and my beer was $4.25. I had one lap dance for $20 and although there was minimal mileage, it was better than I’ve had in many clubs. I fully expected to give this club a 1 or 2 rating based on previous reviews. For those of you that have read my other reviews you know I don’t pull any punches. Where this club is nowhere near the top of my list, I suggest you give it a try if you find yourself stuck in Crawfordsville for the night.