I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for years, and here's the rundown. Erv's is the go-to place in the Lehigh Valley for large groups of men - which means that on the weekends, it's extremely crowded. The place is moderately large, with a center runaway elevated a few feet above the floor. But on the weekends, it can be very hard to find a seat at the stools located around the runway. The number people, along with the several feet distance between the runway and the stools leads to a rather impersonal experience. Dancers will mill about and occasionally offer lapdances, but at least on the weekends, this place doesn't have the feel of a relaxing watering hole. In addition, the music is extremely loud - and I say this as a person who plays in bands, etc.

Now, for the positives of the club. Erv's has hands down the highest mileage of any club in the Lehigh Valley. The reason is threefold: (1) ZERO bouncer presence; (2) you determine how many lapdances you're going to get as the dances proceed; (3) the lapdance room contains isolated, dark cubicles. In contrast, every other place in the Lehigh Valley makes you pay for a set number of dances before going back and often has a more public lapdance area. Of course, much depends on which particular girl you go back with, but I'll let you sort that out. As for the dancers themselves, they vary in attractiveness, but you'll find a mix of races and body types - there's likely to be something for everyone here. One note of caution: Erv's occasionally brings in featured dancers and pornstars. These performances are extremely annoying (even louder music) and unbelievably cheesy. But all in all, it's a great place to go if you're looking for a high mileage (relative to the somewhat low standards in the Lehigh Valley) lapdance.