this was my first time going...

this was my first time going to a strip club outside of memphis. i went on sept. 30, 2010 at about 1030 pm. i had to pay $1 to park my car. the club seems to be in a pretty good part of town. the cover was around $7. beers were either 4.25 or 5.25, i had both prices given to me in a matter of hours. the place had 3 tvs all with sports on.

when i walked in there was a girl on the main stage that was the absolute worst dancer i've ever seen. she barely moved at all and seemingly made no attempt to act seductivr at all. she looked like she would rather be watching paint dry. i read about that on this site, but i didn't think it was as bad as it ended up being. there were countless times that night where a girl would dance and then exit the stage only to sit around and talk with what appeared to be a local for hours, losing out on my money.

i had read about the shot girls and was looking forward to that. not long after i got there they started walking around with the shots. i picked out the girl i wanted a dance from and waited on her to come my way. she then goes into the back for a few minutes and then comes back out without the shots and proceeds to give a backrub/hold a conversation with a local at the bar for like 45 minutes. she finally asks me if i want a shot and i ask the price. she said 5 for the shot and a tip for the dance. i didn't want to lowball her on the dance so i asked what the average tip was for the dance part. she told me from 3 to 5. i said i wanted one and she started dancing. she got onto my lap and i put my hands on the back on her legs very close to her butt and moved my hands very little. this guy walked up to me and said to "go easy on the hands." i wasn't squeezing, slapping, etc so i felt that was a bit prudish. after that i felt like i was wasting my time so i left.