I’ll admit I’ve been skeptical over...

I’ll admit I’ve been skeptical over this site in the past, particularly one that says all its reviews should be taken as fiction. So I walked into this club not knowing what to expect. It turns out the reviews about the Satin Doll are VERY accurate.

Although the outside has the pink neon lights of a strip club, the inside looks and feels like a neighborhood bar. There just happens to be girls in bikinis dancing and walking around the pool table! They may be a little less glamorous than in places like the Foxy Lady, but they’re more approachable and “real.” There is hustle too, but less than other places in town. A cute redhead, whose name I’ll keep private, approached me and explained the rules. The dances are $25 and most of the girls allow touching anywhere except the kitty. After a couple minutes I agreed to go off to the corner for a dance.

Montreal clubs may offer cheaper grope sessions, but this was mind-blowing. I was allowed to touch as advertised, and by the second dance her hand (and other parts) moved to my pants. After four dances I was quite done. It was well worth the expense…and a somewhat damp ride home.