If you are in DC and...

If you are in DC and want to go to a club without driving a long way, Good Guys is probably your best bet. If you have the time and transportation, go to Baltimore.

DC clubs are strictly no touch. Girls dance on three stages, so you can usually find one that you like. The main problem here is that there is no stage seating. The tables are perpendicular to the stage, so you are usually trying to look over or around somebody. When you want to tip a dancer, you sometimes have to stand in line behind the other guys to wait your turn. Not really an ideal viewing experience. On the positive side, the girls are nude and they serve alcohol. I always find at least one really hot girl when I go in (this time there were two). The only problem is that you sit around a while waiting for them to dance. Since there are no private dances or VIP section, you can't ever really get to spend any amount of time with your favorite dancer.