Although I haven't been to the...

Although I haven't been to the Lusty Lady for quite some time (only because I'm from the east coast and I haven't had the opportunity to travel to SF on business for a while), I have spent many erotic hours (and many more $$) there over the past 15 years (or more) and I agree completely with moholy's (the previous reviewer) review. I've been to strip clubs and peep shows all over the US and the Lusty Lady is still my favorite by far. There's a sister club in Seattle which is a virtual clone of the one in SF and it's also lots of fun (although because of local ordinances, the doors on the booths have no locks which kinda sucks). Like moholy, I also enjoy both the voyeur and the exhibitionist aspects of the LL so the corner booths are also my favorite and he's right on the money when he describes how the girls will watch you jerk off all over the window while they spread for you. Many of them honestly seem to enjoy watching the patrons jerk off as much as we enjoy watching them, and personally I find this to be a great turn on. Years ago the girls would come right up to the window and pretend lick your cum off the glass when you finally came, but they now reserve that nasty tidbit for the "Private Pleasures" booth.

Sure, the bathroom is a disaster, the booths are splattered with jiz, and the only thing that looks relatively neat and clean is the dancer's stage, but as moholy says, somehow this is part of the appeal (just be sure to look before you sit on the seats in the corner booths, and if you drop $$ on the floor of one of the booths, I recommend that you just leave it there!).

As far as the girls go, there's something for everyone here, but that means that a lot of what you'll see will probably not be to your liking too. Sometimes you'll hit it right and there will be one or two girls that appear to have come right out of one of your wettest dreams, and other times you will be disgusted by every lady that takes the stage. Regadless of their looks, most are, or at least have the potential to be friendly, but of course there's the occasional bitch who won't even look at you much less smile at you no matter how many bills you put in the curtain raising machine. My advice is to be patient and you WILL find a girl who can turn you on with her body and her eyes, and then get you off, and will actually enjoy doing it.