I got to the place in...

I got to the place in the late afternoon.

Thought I might get to watch a little college football along with a dance or two.

No go.... truthfully, I didn't get either.

They don't have any sets to watch any sports and (at least at that moment) didn't have any women I wanted to see naked. (out of the five that were working)

What they did have was a lot of ashtrays.