The Private Dancer is pretty much...

The Private Dancer is pretty much a hit or miss club. I've been there nights when most of the women were hot and I've been there nights when none of them were hot. I've been there twuice recently after having not been there for a while. One time was on a Saturday after an OSU football game and the place was packed. Unfortunately, there were only two hot dancers and the rest were, well, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. For me, what this club has going for it is it's fully nude and the dances are only $20. If I have cash to burn I'll walk in with a pocket full of $20s and if I find a girl I like I'll buy dance after dance. This particular Saturday it was tough to get a private dance from one of the hot ones. The others didn't ask, and I was glad. Towards the end of the evening I just took it upon myself to walk up to one of the hotties and say, het, do you want to sell me some dances. She did a great job and I made it worth her while. I went in again on a Friday around 8PM hoping to see the same girl again. She wasn't there, but there was this petite little cutie on stage, so I walked up, handed her a dollar, and told her that she was without a doubt the best looking woman there. She stopped by to sell me some dances afterwards and did a great job. I woke up the next morning dreaming of that cute little butt that she waved in front of my face the night before. As long as this club has at least one hottie ready to sell me dances I'll keep coming back. The past two time I've been there the action on the stage wasn't that great, but there have been other times when the place was filled with hotties. Like I said at the beginning, it's pretty much hit or miss.