My first time here. This...

My first time here. This club is fairly nice on the inside with a large stage in the center and clean comfortable seats. I was surprised by the few customers inside but this place is hard to find and located in a scary rundown section of east Tampa. The admission fee was $15.00 with a 1 drink minimum even though this is a non-alcohol club. The one drink I ordered was a bottle of water for $5.00. The waitress was quick to get my order and as I found out later also quick to see if I wanted to buy every uninvited dancer a drink when one of them flopped down next to me. This became very annoying as the night went on.

I was the only one seated at the stage as they do good stage shows here and the only one tipping every dancer. These constant interruptions kept my attention away from the girl on stage as I spent a lot of time fending off the uninvited guest and the pesky waitress. You would think they would have a rule here to leave alone any guy setting at the stage and tipping every dancer, especially since I seemed to be the only source of income here. I asked one dancer about dance prices and she told that they were running a special all night, 3 dances for $50.00 dollars plus $10.00 for the room. Then she tells me she has a better idea. They have something called a Champaign Room here and for 30 minutes we would have a much better time. I asked for specifics on the better time, but got a vague runaround. The price: $50.00 room fee and $300.00 for her. That's too rich for me and I saw no one working here that was worth that anyway.

I finally saw a dancer I though was worth doing the special with. And that special turned out to be done in a dark cubical area with a transparent curtain with some pervert in a black suit darting in and out the area. I was surprised that the special came with a pervert, but my dancer said the pervert was management checking on us. The $10.00 room fee must be for the chaperone, not privacy. The dance was fine under the circumstances with hands on with a lot of friction. The dancer had a great body with big firm tits, nice ass with a taut stomach and without complain as to where my hands went as I checked her oil a couple times and she did some stick shifting. But, she had a cigarette breath that would stun a mule to his knees. Luckily, I had some gum on me that I stuffed into her mouth and saved the day. Unfortunately, the gum didn't stop the constant upsell to the Champaign Room. I had something else to plug in her mouth to cure that problem, but the perverts presence prevented my using it.