Came in for one of my...

Came in for one of my standard lunch time visits, hoping for a chance to be with with one of my newest favorites, Crystal - the hottest Brazilian on the planet. Not seeing her when I walked in, I sat down to do some tipping at the rail, and another one of my favorites, Diamond, comes up. She is the sexiest Asian dancer I have ever seen. With still no sign of Crystal, Diamond and I headed back to VIP -- man, has the greatest mileage of any other dancer at E.

"Saving" myself, in the faint hope that Crystal might walk in late, Diamond and I wrapped things up and went back out to the floor. And, answer to all prayers, Crystal walks up. It took maybe two minutes of wandering hands in a dark corner of the floor to work us both up, and we couldn't get back to the VIP area fast enough. And holy cr@p, Batman, if she didn't improve on what Diamond put me through earlier.

Needless to say, I left a very satisfied man that day.