Walked into this place hoping for...

Walked into this place hoping for a sleazy and entertaining club. Sadly, all I got was the sleazy. The one girl on shift was missing two teeth and spent plenty of time talking about a videogame she was trying to beat.

She talked about private dances and said she would take her bottoms off in back. Thought about it for a moment, but decided against the thirty dollar air dance that I'd probably get.

Hoped for the best when she got up on stage and was given the worst. The top didn't come off, nor did the good time start. I left after one beer with no need to go back. Stick to any other club on the planet if you want a good time.