This review is being written in...

This review is being written in absentia. After hearing about the club and its Grand Opening, I wanted to attend, but I am already booked on a flight to Phoenix shortly.

I reviewed the website for the club. It is in an OK part of town with easy freeway access. Dances are advertised at $10. The feature tonight is Jenna Hendrix. I googled her and she doesn't seem that appealing to me for a feature act. You would think that for a Grand Opening they could get someone more attractive. They probably don't have the funds, and Octomom was unavailable.

The pictures of the club are pretty poor. Of the 6 pictures, 1 is the outside of the building, 1 a tree, 1 a chandelier, and the rest poor quality interior shots. The bench seats look uncomfortable. Maybe when they get the funds they can hire a quality photographer.