I had read all kinds of...

I had read all kinds of great reviews about this club, so I came to check it out. I'm a guy who likes to get a little something when he's paying... not FS, but something, anyway. I went to Mons Venus expecting to see the hottest girls in the world doing some down and dirty dances. This wasn't the case at all... read on...

At the entrance to the club, you pay $20. Parking was free, so I liked that. The club itself has a great vibe. People are ultra laid back. That famous owner was standing right at the door when I went in. I paid my $20 and went for the bar. WHOOPS! This is still northern FL apparently, where people are too uptight about things. No alcohol is allowed by the city. Strike 1. On the upside, you are allowed to leave the club with a stamp, go to a local liquor store and drink in the parking lot of the club, the re-enter free with your stamp. This didn't feel like a safe option to me, being a well dressed patron.

Now as to the dancers: There were about 5 on. All were mostly in shape, which I found out is a requirement to work there. They have a "fat list" and if you're on it, you can't work. Good for that famous owner. Smart guy. There were 4 other customers aside from me in there and 5 dancers on. I talked to one for a bit and tipped her to chat, then found one I really liked... I won't name names to protect her from this review. She is Puerto Rican, but you really would have no idea... she looks kind of European. Extremely attractive girl. I got a $100 multi dance special from her and it was pretty good. However... I (and those around me on the public bench - no VIP!) didn't get much for our money. You got contact in a grinding way, but is that really any good? Not to me.