How do I start this review....

How do I start this review. I am not sure that I have been in a club like this. Kinda of a dump small place from the outside with a small parking lot. There was about 10 cars outside and when I went in there were about 10 dancers and 2 customers. Staff was very friendly, good bartenders, dancers ranged from 4-8s. Spent time with a cute small 20 something, while talking to her was approach by 6 or so dancers for dances and tips. Place had a surreal feel to it, after a couple of beers had a dance in the VIP room - 150/30 mins + 2 drinks. The dancer got right to it and I think I was done in 10 mins and then 20 mins of chatting. Had planned leaving after that but got talked into a 15 min vip with a tall blonde with implants and nice body. Well she got right to it and I was done in 10 mins and 5 mins of chatting. FYI - dancers like to get tips outside of the VIP charge.

This place could be addicting - not sure how safe the place is, and the dancers all seem to be stoned.

Overall a fun/bizzare experience, I'd go back.